"Do you have cognitive dissonance in L.A.?"


"Michigan is all messed up"
King Co metro employee to king Co metro employee, light rail

"So why do we have utensils?"
Tech bro to tech bro, 3rd and university

"There's no such thing as a Pig Newton." --Sam

"If I had a purse you know what I'd put in it? Lots of snacks." --Ryan

"Strange for the cow, maybe. Exhilarating for the yeeter." --Sam

"You should capitalize it like PaxOS just to fuck with people." --David

"I kind of thought that he also killed his mom." —-L.

"Is that like a cross between Taylor Swift and Shellfish?" --Tom

"I'd rather talk about Death than Agile." --Liana